When someone asks ChatGPT or Gemini for a business like yours, an answer comes back with a name in it. If it isn't yours, nothing tells you — there's no missed call, no bounced visit, nothing in your analytics.
We'll check, for free, and send you the answer.
We run this check on local businesses every week. The pattern repeats:
Ask for the best electrician in a mid-sized town and you get two or three specific firms, described warmly. A business that isn't on that list never learns it was in the running.
Blocked crawlers. A homepage whose text only exists after JavaScript. No structured data. The business is excellent; the plumbing isn't.
You can't see an enquiry that never happened. That's why most owners have no idea, and why a check is the only way to find out.
Some businesses we check are already being named by the assistants, and their technical setup is sound. When that happens we tell them so, and there is nothing for us to sell. We'd rather do that than talk somebody into a service they don't need — a made-up problem is obvious the moment they check it.
Either way you'll know where you stand, which is more than most businesses can say right now.
Yes, and the report is yours whether or not we ever work together. It's free because it's the honest way to show you the problem — and because roughly half the businesses we check turn out to have something simple and mechanical wrong, which is a much easier conversation than a sales pitch.
There isn't one, but here's the honest version: we do this because some people who see their report will want us to fix it, and that's our business. If your site is already in good shape we'll tell you that and there'll be nothing to sell you.
The automated check runs in seconds. We look at the results ourselves before sending, so expect the report within one working day.
No. The audit only looks at what's already public — the same pages any visitor or search engine can see. Access only comes up later, and only if you decide you want the work done.
No. SEO competes for a place in a list of ten links. This is about being one of the one or two businesses an assistant names when it gives a single answer. The technical work and the writing are both different.
No, and be wary of anyone who does — nobody controls what these systems answer, and they change weekly. What we can do is show you exactly where you stand, fix what's demonstrably broken, and report honestly on what moves.
Never. We use them to run your audit and to talk to you about it. Ask us to delete them at any time and we will, same day.
It takes about twenty seconds to ask, and the answer is yours to keep.